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The Important Thing Isn't So Much *what* You Want To Ba
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... The important thing isn't so much *what* you want to ban; it's the fact
that you participate in the banning process. That's what democracy is all
about.
-- Dave Barry, What To Ban On Video, _Bad Habits_
Related:
Democracy : In which you say what you like and do what you're told. BARRY
Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ....
Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ....
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?...
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?...
Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll.
After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute"....
Can you trust a government that subsidizes tobacco and tries to ban vitamins to make intelligent choices about your health care?
You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
-- Jim Ignatowski...