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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
• Evan's Law of Politics When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.
• I have a strange team. -- Charlie Brow
• How many members of the Pakistan cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day....
• When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others with his successes.
  -- Howard W. Newto...
• Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses--they tie--who cares? And why? -- Edward Abbey
• It takes steam work as well as team work to win.
• For this problem, we'll have to call in our crack team of trained solipsists.
• God: Does Saint Louis still have a team? Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
  God: Oh. Right....