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• God: Does Saint Louis still have a team? Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
  God: Oh. Right....
• Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
  I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
  -- God takes his leave, "Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....