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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• How many people at an American football match -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing....
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes....
• How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....