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The Kids Today Can Afford Either The Car Or The Car Insurance, But Not Both.
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The kids today can afford either the car or the car insurance, but not
both. In earlier years, young folks were faced with somewhat the same
decision. It was either the watch, or the watch chain, but not both.
Related:
There were two brothers called Both and Either; perceiving Either was a good
understanding, busy fellow, and Both a silly fellow and good for little, Philip said, "Either is both, and Both is neither....
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
Bart: They're fighting in the car again. Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
-- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car, "War of the Simpso...
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I don't want no Commies in my car... no Christians either. -- REPO MAN
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.