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I Saw A Sad Faced Old Gentleman As He Bounced Off Of The Hood Of My Car.
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I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.