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• I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.
  .. if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
• When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. -- Alfred Toscanini...
• I my self have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States.
  I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers....
• I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• You see things; and say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?
  ' -- George Bernard Shaw...
• I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. -- George Bernard Shaw
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here