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• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. TOSCANINI...
• I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing.
  I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half....
• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
  -- Barbara Bush...
• I was hitting some horrible shots one time. It wasn't unusual for me.
  I turned to the old guy who was caddying for me, and I said, "I suppose you've seen worse golfers in your time....
• The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didn't rehearse at all.
  And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed....
• I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk.
  Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
• This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by twenty minutes!
  -- Martin, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...