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The Man Who Invented The Zip Fastener Was Today Honored With A Lifetime Peerage.
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The man who invented the zip fastener was today honored with a lifetime
peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.
-- Ronnie Barker
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Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow....
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
He was a wise man who invented God. -- Plato
He was a wise man who invented God. PLATO
We will be talking to a man who was imprisoned in Wormwood Scrubs for his beliefs.
He believed the night watchman was asleep. -- Ronnie Corbe...
Trouble at Dartmoor Prison today ... A bomb destroyed the toilet block.
Local residents have complained that, since then, at least twenty inmates have been seen going over the wall....