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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
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  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
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  Since 1985 both cities have had stringent building codes requiring all new buildings to have specific features designed to prevent damage in an earthquake....
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• The following appeared in an article from a popular newsmagazine.
  "In 1888 a stone was unearthed in northern Wisconsin with an inscription in an old Scandinavian alphabet and bearing the date 1362....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of an archaeological magazine.
  "Archaeologists excavated a cave that had been inhabited by prehistoric people for thousands of years....
• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.