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• In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
  In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian....
• Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
  Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians....
• To live in a place where you don't belong is to live in hell. -- Italo Bombolini
• Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed in one self place, for where we are is Hell, and where Hell is there must we ever be.
  -- Christopher Marlowe, "Doctor Faustu...
• A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around *Boston*.
  "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian....
• After lovemaking, a German woman is practical. She will say, "Ach, dat vas goot!
  A French woman is solicitous. She will say, "Ah, mon cheri, did I please you?...
• Where there are no swamps there are no frogs. German Proverb
• I'm multilingual: English, French, Chinese, Drobnik.
• Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.