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The More Crowded The Bus, The More Likely You'll Be Carrying A Newly Bought Duvet.
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The more crowded the bus, the more likely
you'll be carrying a newly bought duvet.
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The more you speak of yourself, the more you are likely to lie. -- Zimmerma
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T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
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