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• You have no keys!
• You can't unlock the keys.
• If you can get access to the victim's key chain is to switch all his keys for keys that look exactly the same, but don't fit the locks he's trying to open.
  If you can be around for this one, it's much more fun to watch the person go crazy as he cannot open anything he owns....
• You don't need to fly to have more fun with wings. -- Joe Anderso
• If you don't need it, you will have in on file, and if you need it, the file will be lost, or you don't have it.
  The more urgent the need, the less likely you will be to find the needed response....
• Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation &l
  or> car-pooling, I give you the keys to the city. -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Mr. Plow...
• You may be redneck... if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
• The more you speak of yourself, the more you are likely to lie. -- Zimmerma
• The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.