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The More You Speak Of Yourself, The More You Are Likely To Lie. -- Zimmerma
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The more you speak of yourself, the more you are likely to lie.
-- Zimmerman
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Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
The more keys you have, the more likely you are to be locked out. -- Joe's Law of Key
The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.
-- David and Jane Evely...
The more you understand yourself, the better you appreciate others.
Never express yourself more clearly than you think. -- N. Boh
Amy: Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
Movies keep getting more explicit; these days a "family film" is likely to show you how to start one.
-- Sandy Telle...
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The more important the communication and the more urgent the need, the more likely it is that communication gets lost in the mail.
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