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• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised.
• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• It is most difficult to acquire wisdom without first having survived a whole mine field filled with folly.
• One of the most difficult of the philosopher's tasks is to find out where the shoe pinches.
  -- Ludwig Wittgenstei...
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
• SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
• The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. -- Thale