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• How many Dune Coons -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket....