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  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
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  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
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  -- Bart follows the steps of his S-M-R-T fathe...
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• I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects.
  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies....
• Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does.
  As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about it....