A Robot Gigantic And Grand For Desalinization Was Planned, And Tested With Bales Of Chaucerian Tales That Came Out Insipid And Bland.

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A robot gigantic and grand
For desalinization was planned,
And tested with bales
Of Chaucerian tales
That came out insipid and bland.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson

A robot, concealing the way His wires fell into decay, Was outwardly quite The Arthurian Knight, But inwardly Dorian Gray.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
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To tell tales out of schoole. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. x
Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg

A Robot Gigantic And Grand For Desalinization Was Planned, And Tested With Bales Of Chaucerian Tales That Came Out Insipid And Bland.

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