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• A robot gigantic and grand For desalinization was planned, And tested with bales Of Chaucerian tales That came out insipid and bland.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
• Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
• Marge: That does it! One of them has to go. Homer: Okay, Grampa.
  Marge: No, the B-U-M. Home...
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
• Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg
• No, pawns can't move that way, you stupid arm.
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