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• A robot who cleaned up a flat Was perfectly programmed for that, And washed every dish That a lady might wish - But vacuumed up poodle and cat.
  -- G. A. Maso...
• I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  .. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....
• Just look at that face. The face of a thinker, a warrior, a man for all seasons.
  Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he was too selfless....
• A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
• As the robot reaches for sphere, an iron cage falls from the ceiling.
  The robot attempts to fend it off but is trapped below it....
• Just a little pin prick... -- Pink Floyd
• Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...
• Hannibal, as he had mighty virtues, so had he many vice
  he had two distinct persons in him....
• He smoked a big cigar and drove a Caddilac car.....