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• A poodle like you could end up at Burger King.
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• A robot was just as inane As men in misjudging a jane.
  He cared not a pin For virtues within, But peripherals drove him insane. -- G. A. Maso...
• Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
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• A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
  -- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
• I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
• Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
• I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -- Tom Lehre