How long is a short story?
Satanic Verses is a despicable book that could not have been written by a person who wished to behave decently and responsibly.
-- Orson Scott Card, Science Fiction author, Mormon, weenie...
To make a long story short... there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
How long before we're as dumb as computers?
Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
-- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912.
.. well, to make a long story short... -- Stephen Wrigh...
Linda is a real master at making a long story short ... she interrupts me. -- Dave Berg
instrumental continues for ~10 seconds) It won't be long before happiness steps up to greet me .
. . Raindrops keep falling on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red Crying's not for me, 'cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining Because I'm free, nothing's worrying me....

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