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• Opposites attract.
• I would say that like Elvis' daughter and Michael Jackson, it now appears as though we have some irreconcilable differences.
  -- House Budget Committee Chairman John Kasich...
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• Opposites are cures for opposites. -- Hippocrates c. 460-400 BC -- Breaths, bk. I
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• There is an inverse relationship between the uniqueness of an observation and the number of investigators who report it simultaneously.
  -- A. B. Pardee...
• The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
  -- Hewett's Observatio...
• Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.