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• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• This might be funnier in this context than actually on an answering machine.
  It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The number you have reached is currently unavailable....
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Wrong number? No sweat, I was going to pick up the phone anyway.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....