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Arrange Your Life So That You Don't Have To Be Present.
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Arrange your life so that you don't have to be present.
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Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be disinterested.
It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one best worth having. -- William Inge...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #29: THE JUDGE
Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any ....
At least once in your life, you will step in a substance so hideous that you will have to throw out your shoes.
Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by so quick you hardly catch it going.
-- Tennessee William...
Other things you could have removed while you waited were your wallet, your stomach lining, your mind and your will to live.
The muggers and pushers and pimps and hamburger salesmen, in no particular order, could arrange these things for you....
Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.
Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life.
If you haven't had that, what have you had? -- Henry Jame...
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.