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• At least once in your life, you'll miss a belt loop at the back, and no one will tell you about it.
• You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
• If you would be a reel seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
  -- Descarte...
• In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
  Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...
• When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
• Arrange your life so that you don't have to be present.