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About The Only Way To Stay Awake During An After-dinner Speech Is To Make It.
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About the only way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to make
it. Sometimes, even this solution fails!
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Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.
Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....
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During most of its lifetime, the Cabal (as it was sometimes capitalized) steadfastly denied its own existence...
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner speech will counteract it.
-- Kin Hubbard...
Sometimes the only way out of a difficulty is through it.
At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
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Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
phase 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....
phase: 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....