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The Only Reason You Wear That Mustache Is Because You're Too Cheap To Buy Scissors. -- Pat Coope
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The only reason you wear that mustache is because you're too cheap to buy
scissors.
-- Pat Cooper
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Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap
it will be dear to you. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you. -- Thomas Jefferso
You too can wear a nose mitten.
Remember, you only have that space because some advertiser wouldn't buy it.
-- Herb Caen (to columnists)...
Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
-- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
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