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• The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.
  -- The Rule of the Rally...
• Arguments are lost only to bigots. -- Liberal Rule # 3
• Arguments are lost only to communists. -- Conservative Rule #4
• I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
  What do you make of that?...Damn--there goes another!...
• 1) Everything has some value-if you use the right currency.
  (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job....
• Ritchie's Rule: (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
  (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job....
• Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in.
  ..At least being lost in space kept you busy....
• Finagle's Rules Ever since the first scientific experiment, man has been plagued by the increasing antagonism of nature.
  It seems only right that nature should be logical and neat, but experience has shown that this is not the case....
• If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. -- Rune's Rule.