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• Ritchie's Rule: (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
  (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job....
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• 1. If the work has to be finished today, the part will roll to the most inaccessible part of the room.
  2. If it is heavy, it will hit your toe first. 3. You will then find the part by standing on it and destroying it....
• Laws of Computer Programming (1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
  (3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• 1. Find a niche that allows you to pursue a personal passion.
  2. Test your idea to make sure you've identified a market, not just a need....
• Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
  ... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....
• Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure....