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The Other Car Appeared, As Out Of Nowhere, Although I Am Sure It Was Somewhere Before It Appeared
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The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was
somewhere before it appeared, and once it did, hitting it was the only
thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
Related:
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. -- Excerpt from insurance form....
The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to me.
It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....