Related:

• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
  and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....