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To Avoid Hitting The Bumper Of The Car In Front Of Me, I Struck The Pedestrian.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....