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• My vision is not that good without eyes.
• I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
• Reason for traffic accident (taken from accident/insurance forms)
  I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision....
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...