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• BEDEVERE: Stand by for attack!! [CUT TO enormous army forming up.
  Trebuchets, rows of PIKEMEN, siege towers, pennants flying, shouts of Stand by for attack!...
• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
• ARTHUR: Right! Knights! Forward! ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle.
  Various shots of them battling on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals....
• SUPERIMPOSE England AD 787. After a few more seconds we hear hoofbeats in the distance.
  They come slowly closer. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts together....
• ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights!
  Run away! Midst echoing shouts of run away the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose hitting them still....
• ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
  BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
• They now pass three KNIGHTS impaled to a tree. With their feet off the ground, with one lance through the lot of them, they are skewered up like a barbecue.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible! ARTHUR: You're a looney. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...