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• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
• WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
  Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
  Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
  .. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
• ARTHUR: ... and I am your king .... OLD WOMAN: Ooooh!
  I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective ....
• ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...