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• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
• I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me...