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• Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol /
• condom n. 1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.
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• I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
• Are romance really Italian insects?
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• Its only a macro, only a macro, only a macro...
• I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.