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• I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
• You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
  That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
• Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
  Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
• The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
• I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
• Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
• Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We