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Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol /
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I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
-- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
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The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We