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• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Sorry, computer foul-up!
• Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves.
  .. eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry the ten, "Marge Gets a Job...
• I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
• If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
• Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
• You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
  That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
• The price of Christmas toys is outrageous--a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters.
  I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid....
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....