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Jim? It's Grace At The Bank. I Checked Your Christmas Club Account.
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Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club
account. You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty.
Sorry, computer foul-up!
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Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
Sorry, computer foul-up!
Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves.
.. eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry the ten, "Marge Gets a Job...
I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
The price of Christmas toys is outrageous--a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters.
I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid....
I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....