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• The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.
  Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding....
• The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.
  Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding....
• America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...