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ARTHUR: Who Are You? TALL KNIGHT: We Are The Knights Who Say Ni!
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ARTHUR: Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
TALL KNIGHT: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT: Ni! OTHERS: Sh! ONE KNIGHT: (wispers) Sorry....
CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
TALL KNIGHT: Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!
OTHER KNIGHTS: More shrubberies! More shrubberies for the ex-Knights of Ni!...
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
Another bucket of what can only be described as human ordure hits ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: ... Right! (to the KNIGHTS) That settles it! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....