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• In a bureaucracy accomplishment is inversely proportional to volume of paper used.
  -- Foster L. Fowle...
• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
  -- Wright's First Law of Quality...
• The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog barks, is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of the dog.
• The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control.
  (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.) -- May's Law of Stratigraphy...
• The professional quality of the faculty tends to be inversely proportional to the importance it attaches to space and equipment.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• The quality of a department is inversely proportional to the number of courses it lists in its catalogue.
  -- Professor Joel Hildebrand...
• The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
  -- G. Robert McLaughli...
• Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.