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• You know you don't look too well when you go to your 35 High School Reunion Party and someone in the class asks you "Tell me, was it your sister who died?
• There are no failures of talent, only failures of character.
• Don't worry, Marge. [Susan's] idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
  -- Evelyn, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Bulls, as cows, are udder failures.
• The glorious failures and the glorious victories...
• A family reunion is an effective form of birth control!
• Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
• The following is a recommendation from the president of Appleby College.
  "Whereas Appleby College holds class reunions every five years, Edelston College holds annual reunions for all classes, during which Edelston's alumni are treated to banquets, lectures, and student performances, enhancing their loyalty to the college and their willingness to donate money....
• Sartre's Observation: Hell is others.