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• The following is a recommendation from the president of Appleby College.
  "Whereas Appleby College holds class reunions every five years, Edelston College holds annual reunions for all classes, during which Edelston's alumni are treated to banquets, lectures, and student performances, enhancing their loyalty to the college and their willingness to donate money....
• There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
  These were executed over the past two years. -- from the Soviet Weekly...
• The following appeared in a memo from the new vice president of Sartorian, a company that manufactures men's clothing.
  "Five years ago, at a time when we had difficulties in obtaining reliable supplies of high-quality wool fabric, we discontinued production of our deluxe alpaca overcoats....
• If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
• I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people there are hungry for information about the West.
  He was asked about many things, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing about life in the Soviet Union....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the leaders of the world of our.
  .. of the space program and we're not going to continue where we're going to go, not withstanding the Soviet Union's demise and collapse - the former Soviet Union - we now have independent republics which used to be called the Soviet Union....
• For the past five years, consumers in California have been willing to pay twice as much for oysters from the northeastern Atlantic Coast as for Gulf Coast oysters.
  This trend began shortly after harmful bacteria were found in a few raw Gulf Coast oysters....
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....