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Don't Worry, Marge. [Susan's] Idea Of Wit Is Nothing More Than An Incisive Observation Humorously Phrased And Delivered With Impeccable Timing.
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Don't worry, Marge. [Susan's] idea of wit is nothing more than an
incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable
timing.
-- Evelyn,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Related:
Evelyn: Karin, Gillian, Elyzabeth, Patricia, Rauberta, Susan, meet Marge.
[the ladies greet Marge] Marge: Pleased to meet you....
Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
-- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
[at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
-- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...