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• Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
• This is a song called King Kong. Its about a giant gorilla who was living in the jungle and doing allright until some American's found him and thought that they would take him home with them.
  They brought the giant ape back to the United States and used him to make money....
• Miniature Giant Russian Dwarf Giant Space Hamster.
• Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith.
  And, I'm a locksmith. -- Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin,Police Squad...
• Here the free spirit of mankind, at length, Throws its last fetters off
  and who shall place A limit to the giant's unchained strength, Or curb his swiftness in the forward race?...
• It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland.
  -- Lisa reads the Cypress Creek brochure, "You Only Move Twice...
• My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
• Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
• He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.