Related:

• TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City". Homer: Uh, let's watch something else.
  Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place....
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....
• Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
  Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...
• Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us.
  I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank...
• Ned: Uh, huh-huh... Homer, ah... About those things you borrowed from me over the years, you know, the TV trays, the power sander, the downstairs bathtub.
  .. You gonna be... needing those things in Cypress Creek?...
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• These gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears, and should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.
  -- Which one's the beer belly?, "You Only Move Twice...
• Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
  [Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....