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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Fair and softly goes far. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  ii...
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...
• What is the end of fame? 'T is but to fill A certain portion of uncertain paper.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 218...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. i...
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• His zeal was hollow; his sermons were like students' songs imperfectly recalled by a senile don.
  -- John Rae...